"Hey can u check if that milk went bad?"
*milk has leather jacket on smoking a cigarette*
"It’s bad alright"
does it come with butter pillows
is anyone reading that description
Bath mat turns red when wet.
I need towels made out of this, and then I’d make my guests use them with out telling them.
Then wait for the screams of terror.
Calm down there, Satan.
reblogging just for that comment
You could murder someone on one of those and people would think that it’s just wet, perfect
Two types of people on tumblr
this post is so annoying bc i have the exact same bath mat and i can guarantee to you that the footprints and stuff are just painted on and it was like $3 from a novelty store sorry to break it to you
Haunting, Dan Busta
Super Mario Sunshine.